Throw Out Your Clothes
It’s time. Time to talk about that room you call, loosely, a wardrobe. That collection of jerseys (official), polo’s, button downs, sweaters, various types of jeans, khakis, slacks, and maybe even corduroys. That rack of many colors that you stare at, confusedly, in the mornings, trying to decide which one is ok to and what to wear it with. Just when you decide on the shirt and pants, your realize that the loafers you want to wear look bad with the pants you picked, and the matching socks are dirty.
So you compromise, keep the loafers, grab the other pants, find the brown belt that goes with the brown shoes and then notice you are wearing the black polo. Fail. Now, you can wear a brown belt with a black polo if you work alone in a darkroom, but around the office or other places where you have to dress up a bit for your job, black and brown together is a fashion statement the French call “Burnt Taco.” And they hold their noses when they see it. I swear this is true.
What’s the problem here, man? Your wardrobe needs simplified. It’s a mess.
You got a dozen different colors, styles, materials and locked-in-a box fashion statement items (Ed Hardy button downs?!) and you have created a dilemma that needs not be. With this wardrobe you have 2 options: Look bad on a regular basis, or waste a lot of time every morning figuring out a way to pair stuff that wont look bad.
You’re overthinking all this, you say. No man should think that much about his clothes and what he wears. I tend to agree. So, lets consider how to resolve all this.
If you could get dressed in the dark in under 5 minutes, would that be awesome? Would it give you some of your life back? As the guy on the suit commercial says, “I guarantee it.”
Well lets get some tips up and start fixing that for you.
